Monday, March 9, 2009

JUST FOR LAUGH..

God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live
50 years."
The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live
50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.

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God created the dog


and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live
30years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live
30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey


and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live

20
years. "
The monkey
answered:

"To live
20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Finally God created man...


and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live
20years."

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20
years is very little,
give me the
30years that the donkey refused,
the
15years that the dog did not want and
the
10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives

20
years as a man ,

marries and spends

30
years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.


Then when his children are grown,
he lives
15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,


so that when he is old,
he can retire and live
10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.


That's Life.

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